Winter Riddles to enjoy with the kiddos:
These are jokes about snow, snowmen, winter sports, and the cold season! Winter riddles are for everyone! :D
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Q. Where do snowmen go dancing?
A. The snowball. |
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite. |
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
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Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. |
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Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
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Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
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Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
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Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown! |
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Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
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Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
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Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.
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Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.
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Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!
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Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!
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Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
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Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
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Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
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Q. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A. Aunt Artica!
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Q. How do snowmen greet each other?
A. They say, "Have an ICE day!"
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